Total Medals Earned: 35 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 555 Points
Medals Earned: 3/16 (30/280 points)
Complete level 1 with 3 stars
Complete level 2 with 3 stars
Complete level 4 with 3 stars
Complete level 3 with 3 stars
Complete level 5 with 3 stars
Complete level 6 with 3 stars
Complete level 7 with 3 stars
Complete level 8 with 3 stars
Complete level 10 with 3 stars
Complete level 11 with 3 stars
Complete level 12 with 3 stars
Complete level 13 with 3 stars
Complete level 14 with 3 stars
Complete level 15 with 3 stars
Complete level 16 with 3 stars
Complete level 9 with 3 stars
Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/395 points)
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 1/15 (25/335 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 14
Complete level 12
Complete level 3
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 13
Complete level 5
Complete level 11
Complete level 8
Complete level 7
Complete level 9
Complete level 2
Complete level 4
Complete level 6
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/500 points)
Clear Pixelo tutorials
Construct something with pixel.
Find something to buy!
Clear calendar puzzle. You can enjoy daily puzzle from now!
Find Jumper puzzle. Then, you can jump!
Clear last Easy puzzle
Find Pallet, then you can change your color!
LV 10 you are Pixelor!
Clear runner puzzle. you can run from now.
Clear all easy Puzzles
Eat 5 food
Clear last Normal puzzle
Collect 12 junks
Save 11 animals
Drink 4 alcohol and beverage
Capture 11 monster and ghost
Clear All Normal Puzzle
Clear all hard Puzzle
Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/500 points)
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"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
throw 100 hadoukens
defeat all large enemies
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.